Just when you thought swing technology could not be any better, some guy is issued a patent on side to side swinging. Yes, swinging! The activity most of us enjoyed as a kid. Hopefully the guy will not expect retroactive royalty payments.

Speaking of patents, I have invented a new way to scratch an itch. When I haven't shaved in a day or so, I will scratch my arm with my chin. I hope to have the patent papers submitted later today.

posted by Kirby Turner | 17-Apr-2002 8:26 AM | comments (0)

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